you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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