shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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