I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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