even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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