Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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