i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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