He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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