Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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