i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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