guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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