is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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