You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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