What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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