I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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