I'm really into asian looking animals
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The feeling are messing with the penis
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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