Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
