sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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