i just google imaged poop.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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