do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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