can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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