S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
