i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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