no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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