Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Randomize
