you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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