so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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