even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
