yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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