she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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