Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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