I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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