Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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