I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize
