but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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