I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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