forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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