he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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