I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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