how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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