On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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