batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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