$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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