She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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