I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Randomize
