Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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