Its about making memories worth repressing
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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