Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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