plz talk dirty to me
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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