hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
only if we run a train.
done.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
