Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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