he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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