I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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