dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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